{"product_id":"my-body-is-a-machine-that-turns-zyns-into-violent-diarrhea","title":"My Body Is A Machine That Turns Zyns Into Violent Diarrhea","description":" \u003ch2\u003e🔥 Welcome to Our Store!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our collection of \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, designed for ultimate comfort and everyday style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Why You'll Love Our Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoodies:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – cozy, warm, and stylish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – perfect for layering with a minimalist look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Printing Technology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our designs are printed directly on the fabric, ensuring long-lasting and fade-resistant prints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🌈 Color Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Check the color chart below to pick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-022c8e3565d64ef1a8c620a6744835e4.r2.dev\/color%20chart%20copy.jpg\" alt=\"Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p16-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/2b03363b4f534e0faf637cff902742ef~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-resize-jpeg:800:696.jpeg\" alt=\"Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the color and size chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSelect your size and color from the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🚚 Process and Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Rush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Important Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo returns or exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e for wrong size choices, as all products are made to order. Please double-check before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIf there are any issues with the product, feel free to message us for assistance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💖 \u003cstrong\u003eThank you for shopping with us!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Merchize","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":43072293994582,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43072294027350,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43072294060118,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43072294092886,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072294125654,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":43072294158422,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":43072294191190,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":43072294223958,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":43072294256726,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072294289494,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":43072294322262,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":43072294355030,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":43072294387798,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43072294420566,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072294453334,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43072294486102,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43072294518870,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43072294551638,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43072294584406,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072294617174,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43072294649942,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43072294682710,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43072294715478,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43072294748246,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072294781014,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ S","offer_id":43072294813782,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ M","offer_id":43072294846550,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ L","offer_id":43072294879318,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ XL","offer_id":43072294912086,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072294944854,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":43072294977622,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":43072295010390,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":43072295043158,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":43072295075926,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072295108694,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43072295141462,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43072295174230,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43072295206998,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43072295239766,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072295272534,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":43072295305302,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":43072295338070,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":43072295370838,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43072295403606,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072295436374,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43072295469142,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43072295501910,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43072295534678,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43072295567446,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072295600214,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43072295632982,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43072295665750,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43072295698518,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43072295731286,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072295764054,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":43072295796822,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":43072295829590,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":43072295862358,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43072295895126,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072295927894,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":43072295960662,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":43072295993430,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":43072296026198,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":43072296058966,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072296091734,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Ash \/ S","offer_id":43072296124502,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Ash \/ M","offer_id":43072296157270,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Ash \/ L","offer_id":43072296190038,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Ash \/ XL","offer_id":43072296222806,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072296255574,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":43072296288342,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":43072296321110,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":43072296353878,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":43072296386646,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072296419414,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":43072296452182,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":43072296484950,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":43072296517718,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":43072296550486,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072296583254,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":43072296616022,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":43072296648790,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":43072296681558,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":43072296714326,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43072296747094,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2864\/0086\/files\/download_eb19b757-b77f-4463-b61e-b239eb90c331.jpg?v=1757420936","url":"https:\/\/inkfusionwear.com\/products\/my-body-is-a-machine-that-turns-zyns-into-violent-diarrhea","provider":"Printify Masters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}